Final Score: Lisa Ann 75, The “Real” Sarah Palin 0

Current Events, F*ck the Republicans!!!, Personal Navel Gazing, Sex Goddesses Who Smack 'em Down, The Implosion of the GOP, Worst Persons In The World July 3rd, 2009

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Dig if you will…..a comparison of two women.

One is an adult performer.

The other one…well, isn’t.

One is highly successful as a business woman, even going as far as owning and running her own talent agency.

The other is mostly….a politician.

One just recently celebrated a major success with the launch of her own website, and the success of her latest movie project.

The other one…was routed in her last political contest, and has been wracked by scandal all the way through.

Which one, do you think, just announced her resignation from public office??

One hint: it wasn’t Lisa Ann.

It was the other woman.

WASHINGTON (CNN) – Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin announced Friday she would not seek a second term and would soon step down as governor.

A Republican source close to her political team told CNN that it was a “calculation” she made that “it was time to move on.” The governor’s “book deal and other issues” was “causing a lot of friction up” in her home state, the source said, adding that he believes that she is “mapping out a path to 2012.”

Oh, really?? “Causing a lot of friction”??  You know..like, having the chief publicist of the man running aside you continually smacking you down?? Or…the $150,000 wardrobe budget?? Orrr….spending all of your time going out on campaign roadies for your upcoming 2012 campaign (more than likely, the opportunity to get routed one more time by President Obama, me thinks) at the expense of your state?? The continuing rumors that Trig might not be your son??

And…why would you just up and walk away from your responsibilities rather than, I don’t know, stay at least until 2012 and battle Linda Murtowski for the US Senate?? Wouldn’t that be a much better platform for your…ummmm, platform, than just chilling in exile??

Or maybe this is just about getting paid through your memoirs and padding the Fixed Noise/RedState.com wingnut circuit for cash to spend on said 2012 POTUS campaign??

Who knows, and more than likely, who cares??

All I know is that if I had five dollars to give, and I had to choose between Sarah Palin and Lisa Ann to give it too, it would be an agonizing decision…for exactly one second.

And it’s not just because of the boobs or the ass, either….it’s the heart, the brains, and the soul. Lisa Ann has plenty of that and more….and Sarah Palin just doesn’t.

But because Lisa Ann happens to be a porn starlet, an erotic performer, and a very sexy and sexually self-assured woman, she gets the short shrift, the “Slut!!!” catcalls, the derision, the outcasting.

It’s only mindless right-wingers like Sarah Palin that get the political power and the influenc…even when they don’t deserve it.

But karma has a way of showing itself….I would wonder who’s happier, and more secure right about now.

I’m guessing..it isn’t Lisa Ann.

SCORE. BOARD. OUT.


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Why JoAnn Wypijewski Is A Serious Fighting 101st Headbussa: On Mark Sanford And Sexual Hypocrisy (On BOTH Sides)

Current Events, Hypotwatcracy, Love Me, I'm A Liberal...NOT!!!, Political Smackdown 2009 July 2nd, 2009

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I’ve always loved JoAnn Wypijewski’s writings for The Nation magazine; her no-nonsense style as a labor reporter and a chronicler of working class folk and all their imperfections have fascinated me for quite a while.  That she happens to be an open-minded person who suffers sexual bigots and hypocrites whatever their political bent not so lightly is a bonus.

Today, she’s reinforced why I absolutely heart her, with a nice article regarding her take on the whole thermonuclear  mess regarding South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and his latest issues with his wandering dick….errrrrrr, his search for true love in Argentina with his “soul mate” Maria Belen Chapur. Some excerpts:

In the latest political sex scandal, which isn’t a scandal at all but a circumstance as old and common as time, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, Jenny Sanford and María Belén Chapur have provided an edifying example of pain as a condition of life, love as both a drowning pool and sustaining spring, adultery as the monogamy system’s disowned twin. And all that liberals can talk about is what a fraud he is. No sooner had Sanford made his forced confession than the knees of the righteous, in this case Rachel Maddow, Maureen Dowd and legions of Democratic water-carriers-cum-bloggers, snapped in unison. “Hypocrite!” they didn’t quite thunder. Christians thunder; liberals sneer, but it amounts to the same thing, counting sins.

They got quite a lot wrong. In South Carolina politics, Sanford has never been known as a “Bible thumper,” and he recently irritated those who are by not signing a bill that would have welded I Believe to the state license plate. He wasn’t elected governor in 2002 pushing family values; he ran as a vague libertarian and was elected because a lot of Democrats, blacks especially, abandoned the odious incumbent, Jim Hodges, who got into office powered by black votes and then engineered an immense transfer of wealth from the poor and black to the better-off and white via his education lottery. Sanford didn’t “lead the charge” against Bill Clinton in the Monica Lewinsky affair; he said Clinton had lied (he had) and, like a dutiful low-level Representative in a party of discipline, voted for impeachment (along with five Democrats). He is no more of a right-wing, hate-filled moralist than most anyone in the party of Barack and Bill, the party of “don’t ask, don’t tell”; the Defense of Marriage Act; and Personal Responsibility in the form of lectures to teenagers, lectures to poor single mothers, lectures to black men on Father’s Day and laws that make life harder for them all. He could not “embarrass” the State of South Carolina, itself an embarrassment since slave times, enabled quite effectively in that condition over the years by politicians regardless of party.

None of this says much for Sanford, but it says a lot worse for his liberal scolds. They profess to be cosmopolitan, above the mumbo jumbo of religion, vanguardists for self-determination–to know better, in other words, all the while arguing the case for compulsory monogamy and just punishment for sexual sin more vigorously than the religionists they laugh at. “The travel partners of infidelity are shame, deception, embarrassment, hurt and heartache–ugly, negative, soul-diminishing feelings,” intoned Mark Lett, executive editor of The State, in explaining why it was so vital for South Carolina’s main newspaper to publish private communications between the governor and his lover. “There is no joy among responsible journalists in telling stories about infidelity and its seat mate, personal failure.”

Of course, there is terrific joy among journalists. Nothing sells papers like a good sex scandal. But it isn’t just business or just the general degradation of the political culture that has encouraged almost everyone in public life to seat themselves in moral judgment. It is also the resistance, forty years after Woodstock and Stonewall, forty-plus after the Summer of Love and the long debates on liberation and desire, to look love and marriage plainly in the face as the often embarrassing, sometimes tragic, messy, reckless, ecstatic, devastating, humdrum human endeavors that they are.

[excerpted from JoAnn Wypijewski: “Triangles: Carnal Knowledge” (from The Nation blog)

Funny thing how liberals are the first to scream “Hypocrite!!!” when a right-winger is caught with his hands down his pants or some woman’s panties (or even some other man’s pants)….but they just can’t seem to stop condemning to hell with slightly less moralistic rhetoric those who willingly and legally seek to find companionship between their legs. Not that Sanford doesn’t need to stop preening before the camera about not crossing “the ultimate line” or that the Christian Right need not be held accountable for making up rules for the rest of us that they themselves have no intention of ever following…but maybe some of our Puritan Leftists and Dr, Phil/Oprah-bred “enlightened” folk can at least get off the cross (I’m not talking about the St. Andrew’s Cross, either) and check their own lives and feelings before finding fault in others??

Well said and said well. Ms. W.



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“Radical Eroticist” Me Layeth The Smack Down On Racist Wingnut Troll

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Oh, but what fun I have had this afternoon, Clones.

It’s one thing to face off with the GenderBorg ladies….it’s another thing altogether to cross swords with a bonafide racist asshat who decides the drop the dreaded N-bomb on me. But, whatever….sometimes you have to get through the shit to reach the gold.

And…it’s been quite a while since I have had to break out a can of SmackDog Whupass(TM) on someone of late, anyways….so I guess that this was overdue.

It happened over at Nate Silver’s excellent site FiveThirtyEight.com today; and the original subject was the Minnesota Supreme Court’s unaminous 8-0  ruling favoring TV comedian and Democrat Al Franken as the official winner of the much maligned and long-contested US Senator’s race there, as well as the ensuing concession by the incumbent Republican Senator Norm Coleman. That race is especially important because when Franken gets officially seated next week when the Senate comes back from their Fourth of July recess, the Democrats will officially have the 60 votes they require to override any attempt at a Republican filibuster. (57 votes acquired from the 2008 election; plus 2 independents, Bernie Sanders of Vermont and Joe Lieberman of Conneticut, who caucus with Democrats; plus the recent party switch of Arlen Specter of  Pennsylvania from Republican to Democrat.)

There was some concern that Coleman and/or the Repubs would try an appeal through the Federal courts that could have made it all the way to the Supreme Court, but Coleman decided that the people of Minnesota had suffered enough and perhaps his benefactors probably was already so much in hock for the legal fees of the state challenge that they just weren’t able to effectively fund a further attempt. Also, Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty, who happens to be both Republican and a possible 2012 Presidential candidate himself, was rumored to want to delay certifying the election (as is required by law once all appeals have been processed), but the unaminous ruling effectively ended that; he did sign the certifications today.

So, finally, Minnesotans can exhale and rejoice in finally having 2 senators, and the Dems can rejoice in having that filibuster-proof majority (though whether it will really matter that much in the end, since there are more than enough ConservaDems in the Senate to effectively join in alliance with the GOP to block any meaningful progressive change). And meanwhile, the hard Right anchor of what’s left (or to be more accurate, Right) of the GOP has yet one more reason to gnash their teeth and cuss to themselves (as if the antics of South Carolina governor Mark Sanford and his wavering zipper aren’t enough).

Now, what the hell does all this have to do with the N-bomb and “radical eroticism” and this blog, you ask?? Don’t worry, that’s coming…but first I had to build up the background.

You see, FiveThirtyEight.com, like most other liberal/progressive sites, gets their share of right-wing trolls, who have basically nothing to do but post missives from their basements regurgitating whatever talking points they grab from Bill O’Reilly or Boss Limbaugh or Michael Savage or Mike Reagan or whatever other wingnut they favor. Most of the time, though, they are there merely to make trouble and harrass the respectable people merely there to state their opinion.

Which brings us to a certain troll poster named “Doctor Who”, whom decided to bring his “wisdom” to the discussion on the Franken/Coleman debate. His first attempt was to use simple satire to sell the usual talking points of the Far Right:

[posted by Doctor Who on 6/30/09 @ 3:11 PM]

I’m glad Al beat Norm too. As a conservative, I can’t wait for his snarky, liberal voice to become a caricature of all of the over-reaching done by Obama and the Lefties that now run the show and to fully expose them as a group of radical nuts. When people see someone like Al Franken in office, that will just convince them further that a backlash is needed against this current liberal agenda and they’ll turn out in droves to get a few more conservatives back in office to balance him out.

Yep, thanks Al. You just won conservatives 3 or 4 House members and 1 or 2 Senators all by your lonesome self. Make some more ridiculous – and sick and twisted – comments as you’ve been accustomed to doing and we can double that easily.

Thanks, Al!! Kindest regards.

This is GREAT NEWS…FOR AMERICA!!!

My wv is rancests. Must be people who are discriminatory or biased against particular ethnic groups that are incestual.

You get the picture right away, do you?? Yeah, I can see the people lining up right now wanting to overthrow Democrats and put hard-Right Repubs back in charge after the sterling leadership they provided this past eight years. Really, I do.

Later on down the thread, Doc responds this way to a lone voice challenging his “arch-conservative” views:

[posted by Doctor Who @ 4:7 PM]

Go ahead and show your true colors, Sanctimonious Joe, by accusing me of treason for celebrating Franken’s victory only because it portends more doom for America. Go ahead and let the irony of your brand of sick, twisted hypocrisy sail right over your own head. Your intelligence is less than impressive. Go ahead and prove again that you are among the bottom feeders of society.

Ahhh…nothing like the sound of projection, isn’t there?? Hello, Kettle, this is Pot…sorry to ask you, but do you know that you are Black??

Later still, Doc decides to respond to another poster who challenges his lack of facts:

[Original response from Sacto Joe]
Get back to me when you’re ready to have a reasoned discussion – and one based on what was actually said, not some product of your obviously fevered imagination
.

[Doctor Who]
I’ve tried that in the past few weeks only to find that you and most of the others on here are nothing but radical leftwing hacks. See comments from PorridgeGun above for an example.

Maybe I jumped the gun, but based on your responses in other threads, I expected a ridiculous response to my “celebration” of a Franken victory. Should have laid low and waited on you to make the first move, as I’m sure you would have put your foot in your mouth.

You don’t fool me. I know you’re a mentally handicapped bastard.

Ahhh, but this is where I’ve read enough, and decide to intervene to set Doc straight:

[posted by moi @ 4:58 PM]

Quoting Doctor Who:

I’ve tried that in the past few weeks only to find that you and most of the others on here are nothing but radical leftwing hacks. See comments from PorridgeGun above for an example.

Uhhhh, no, Doc….I’m the radical left-wing “hack” around here….everyone else is just decent principled liberals or devout fans of Nate.

Funny how egotisical wingnut trolls respond when all their saw stories blow up in their collective faces.

This is 538.com, not NewsBusters or WingNut Daily. Franken WON. Deal with it, trolls.

Nothing personal, nothing from the normal give-and-take.

But apparently, it was enough to snap Doc clean in two, because this is how he responded:

[posted by Doctor Who @ 5:21 PM]

Uh, you’re right Anthony. You are very much included in the list of radical nuts. I see you are a depraved soul. And a racist to boot!

Doesn’t take long for him to go personal, doesn’t it?

Now, what happens next is probably my fault for giving him an opening to further spew and splatter..but I was in my “smackdown” phase at the time.  Hence, I countered:

[posted by me @ 5:30 PM]

Ahhhh, Doc…Porridge is a regular contributor here; you’re the right-wing troll trying to smear him with your own mess. So now you get to dictate to the blog admins here who is/isn’t a troll???

And three words about your attempted smack of me: Sticks. And. Stones. Better to be a “depraved” sex-positive socialist Black man than to be an insensitive wingnut fascist Boss Limbaugh fax reader any day of the week.

Turn the page, Slap.

To say that I must have unleashed something in him is the understatement…for here’s what we call the money graphs (combining multiple responses):

You’re a real trip, ‘Tone. “Sticks and Stones” right back at ya, tough guy.

Better to be a successful white male in favor of free enterprise rather than an ignorant Marxist porn-addicted nigger who wants to drag us all through the mud puddle of oppression and despair because of his own inadequacies.

Sorry. You lose.

Eeeeeee-Yup….that is no typo, Clones…he went there. And stayed there overnight:

Give us a $$ amount, ‘Tone, for all of the sucking you’ve done on the government’s tit. Tally up all of the free/reduced school breakfasts ans lunches, all of the welfare, all of the food stamps, and all of the government grants we’ve paid to you so you can be a janitor at Wendy’s and make the federally mandated minimum wage that’s about $5/hour above market for that type of job.

Come on. Give us the total cost. We’re dying to hear.

And….since he just couldn’t help himself, he decided to stay the next day, too:

You’re another shit-talking, Marxist nigger, so I know you’ve had plenty of handouts. Before you talk any more shit, I want you to tell us all how much money the government has spent on you and you and your family through the years. How much did we pay your whorish mom to pop out another fucking niglet every 15 months? How much, ‘Tone? How many free lunches did you get? How many free courses at the community college for you to major in Erotic Drama? How much, ‘Tone?

So, to recap, Doctor Who responds to a simple criticism of his illogic by: (1) dropping the N-bomb at a Black man; (2) challenging his personal sexual proclivities through a bare look-see at his blog; and (d) calling out his family using the usual Ku Klux Klan saw stories about typical Blacks having lots of babies at the government expense.

Oh, but wait, there’s more….when another regular calls him out for being such a racist bigot, Doc Who decides to further elaborate:

Dr. Who just showed his true colors, bigot to the bone...

Hilarious oversight and a perfect example of why this country is rapidly descending into a cesspool of ignorance, chaos, and a loss of freedom.

A shit-talking, middle-aged black man openly espouses radical eroticism and other depraved sexual behavior as well as socialism – and there’s nary a word about it – and I merely call him on it in my own personal rant against such behavior and beliefs while using the racial epithet ‘nigger’ (which admittedly is a disgusting word that should almost never be used – but this is one exception I’m willing to make) and I’m the one showing my “bigoted true colors.”

The man’s an avowed Marxist/Stalinst and a sex freak and I’m the problem for saying ‘nigger’? Get over yourselves, politically correct America! There are much graver dangers to our freedoms than a few racial slurs.

Yup, Doctor Who, you got me ther!!  I am most certainly a “radical eroticist” and a verrrrrry depraved (but typical) Black man because I wish so dearly to spread my depraved sexuality and my totally whack socialist/Marxist/porn-addictive views on everyone!!!  And, of course, I’m cranking out the kids even as I type this (actually, I’m not, since I’m single and unmarried and has been for, like, 45 years)…you know us typical niggas gotta swing our big fat dicks around!!! And no, Doc, I’m not a sex freak, I just support and worship them.  Get your damn facts straight, jackass!!! As for my “whorish mom”….hmmm, funny that you would think that, considering that my mother was married to the same person (who happened to by my father, BTW), for nearly 50+ years until my mom passed away five years ago (my dad passed on one year later, too)…but who cares about the truth when you are on such a roll??

And yeah, I’ve been on government assistance, too….as in student loans for college that I am currently paying back double with interest to the point that nearly $400 is taken from my paycheck every month; and a couple of temporary food stamp cards that I (and most people in South Louisiana) recieved as disaster relief in the wake of Hurricanes Katrina and Gustav.  But all that probably doesn’t equal the amount of tax cuts and wingnut welfare that you recieve every year from lobbying the government for your “free enterprise”…right, Doc???

But really, really, seriously…do you think that I’m going to be scared of you just because you decide to bust out the N-word?? Dewd…that word lost it’s ability to scare us, like, 20 years ago. You do know that we drove David Duke’s sorry racist ass out of Louisiana, even clean out of the country, right??

And lastly, just to defuse you of the rumor that you can even come close to lecture anyone about “radical eroticism”, allow me to accomodate you with realilty….as in a comparison of your apparent level of “eroticism” with mine.

My representatives of progressive eroticism include the following: Nina Hartley, Vicky Vette, Lisa Ann, Renegade Evolution, Sara Jay, Marie Luv, Sinnamon Love, Shauna O’Brien, Kira Reed, Shyla Stylez, Deauxma…and that’s just the Erotica/Porn Division.

Your representatives on the Right, on the other hand, consist of basically Michelle Bachmann, Coultergeist, Shawna Rhode, Laura Inghram, and…ahhhhhh….errrrrrrr…..uhhhhhh….Helen Chenoweth?!?!

Repeat after me, asshole: SCORE. BOARD.

Now kindly SYAD, STFU, KMMF’nSSA*, and don’t let yours hit the door on your way out of here. And try not to mess up the place when you go, OK??? Here are two lovely departing gifts to send you on your way:


That one’s for the kickin’….

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…and this one is for the kissin’…

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Just call me Radical Eroticist van SmackDog from now on.

*KMMF’nSSA = Kiss My Mother F’n Stalinist Socialist Ass


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Greta Christina Smacks KO: “You Think Coming Out As An Atheist Is That Easy?? Get A Clue, Sir!!”

Fighting The Good Fight, Love Me, I'm A Liberal...NOT!!!, The Fighting 101'st Progressive Headbussa Brigade, The Keith Olbermann Files, Worst Persons In The World June 30th, 2009

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Just because Keith Olbermann is a MAN does not mean that he isn’t a man. That is, he is human enough to sometimes slip, trip, and fall on occasion. And it doesn’t mean that he can’t on occasion tick otherwise staunch allies off, too.

Yesterday on his show, KO gave the bronze award of his “Worst Person in the World” segment to an anonymous donor of an atheist publicity campaign in New York City suggesting that atheists come out of their closets and promote themselves openly. The campaign consisted mostly of messages splattered on buses throughout New York City. The problem for KO was specifically the “anonymous” part.

(For the record, Boss Limbaugh showing off his bad math skills (5-4 = 9-0 when it comes to Sonya Sotomayor) and Sammy J. Wurzelbacher going “Joe The Political Assassin” were the silver and gold winners, respectively.)

Countdown with Keith Olbermann (MSNBC): 6/29/09 “Worst Person in the World” segment (via YouTube)

Well..blogger her latest blog entry she unleashed both barrels at Olbermann for his lack of empathy. Snippage follows:

Okay. Here is my question for Mr. Olbermann.

If you were doing a segment about an ad campaign designed to let gay people know that they weren’t alone and to encourage them to come out of the closet — and one of the major donors to the campaign wanted to remain anonymous — would you decry them as one of the worst persons in the world?

Or would you understand that coming out as gay can — yes, still, even this day and age — be a hazardous enterprise? Would you understand that coming out can mean alienating family and friends, losing your job or your kids, getting beaten up or even killed? Would you understand that people have to come out on their own timetable, and that a person who wants to take action to support gay rights and gay visibility still might not be completely out of the closet? Would you understand that even gay people who are out to their families and friends and colleagues still might not want their name, and their gayness, splashed all over the national news?

And if so, then why don’t you understand it about atheists?

There are some realities about living as an atheist that you may not know about, Mr. Olbermann. Coming out as an atheist can have serious real-world consequences. Parents get denied custody of their children for being atheists. People get harassed and vandalized by their neighbors for being atheists. Teachers get suspended for being atheists. Teenagers get harassed and suspended from school for being atheists. Politicians whip up anti-atheist fear to try to get elected. (And that’s just in the US. I’m not even talking about parts of the world where atheism is a crime, punishable by imprisonment or death.) [Excerpted from here]

Now, I don’t think that KO was intentionally attempting to dog atheists directly; he did say that the cause itself was more than legitimate and worthy; but I do agree with Greta on the whole that perhaps Keith could have extended the same empathy that he promotes towards GLBT folk toward atheists. As she said, it is not easy at all in a country so obsessed by belief in one deity or another for someone to publically come out…and that’s in a country that doesn’t burn dissidents and critics of the dominant religion at the stake.

Probably would have been better to put him in the “Best Persons” segment as a lesser evil, rather than elevate/reduce him to the level of Boss Limbaugh and Joe the Publicity Whore.

And in case you are wondering: I’m an agnostic on the issue of religious belief, having been more of a lasped Catholic who doesn’t attend any church, but who respects those who do believe as long as they don’t attempt to shove their religion down my face. You have as much a right to believe as you do a right not to believe, in my view; it’s the political and social repressiveness and hypocrisy of right-wing (and some aspects of neoliberal) religion that I tend to oppose. Respect my right to be a secularist, and I will respect your right to believe in your God, Allah, or whatever.

Be that as it may, though….well done, Greta.



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Another Michelle Bachmann MEGAFAIL: The Great ACORN-US 2010 Census-Interment Camp Conspiracy

Asshattery, Hypotwatcracy, Political Smackdown 2009, Right-Wing Loony Tunes, The Conservative Bonehead Resistance, Worst Persons In The World June 28th, 2009

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With so much megacrazy going on this past week (and the craziness continued today….Presente’, Billy Mays), it would be pretty hard to report on the merely insane that took place beyond Black Cultural Thursday.

On the other hand, whenever Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann gets her crazy freak on, it’s usually always newsworthy.

This time, the brunette equivalent of Coultergeist got loose again on what is one of her long standing butt boils: the existence of the community support group ACORN and their nefarious conspiracy to socialize and ruin America through the agency of President Obama and the Democrat Socialist majority in Congress.

To be more specific: she got riled over the alleged role of ACORN in the upcoming 2010 US Census….you know, that thing we do every 10 years where we basically count the number of people who live in this country. This is how the Washington Times newspaper/website described her concerns originally:

Outspoken Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann says she’s so worried that information from next year’s national census will be abused that she will refuse to fill out anything more than the number of people in her household.

In an interview Wednesday morning with The Washington Times “America’s Morning News,” Mrs. Bachmann, Minnesota Republican, said the questions have become “very intricate, very personal” and she also fears ACORN, the community organizing group that came under fire for its voter registration efforts last year, will be part of the Census Bureau’s door-to-door information collection efforts.

“I know for my family the only question we will be answering is how many people are in our home,” she said. “We won’t be answering any information beyond that, because the Constitution doesn’t require any information beyond that.

The actual radio interview is embedded in the Times article as well.

Then, Mrs. Bachmann decided to go to Fixed Noise and elaborate further on her newly found ACORN/Census 2010 conspiracy.But, she added an additional dose of crazy there: this is all set up to set up interrment camps for conservative patriotic Americans resisting the galloping socialization of Obama’s America.

What’s that, you say?? You mean the interrment camps set up for Japanese Americans during World War II?? WTF does that have to do with the 2010 Census or ACORN?? Well, allow Rep. Bachmann to elaborate (h/t Talking Points Memo):

Take this into consideration. If we look at American history, between 1942 and 1947, the data that was collected by the Census Bureau was handed over to the FBI and other organizations at the request of President Roosevelt, and that’s how the Japanese were rounded up and put into the internment camps,” said Bachmann. “I’m not saying that that’s what the Administration is planning to do, but I am saying that private personal information that was given to the Census Bureau in the 1940s was used against Americans to round them up, in a violation of their constitutional rights, and put the Japanese in internment camps.”

For those of who who may be text impaired, here’s the video version for backup:


FOX News Channel 6/25/09 segment interview with US Rep. Michelle Bachman (MN-06) describing her fears about the 2010 US Census (via YouTube, h/t Talking Points Memo)

Later that day, she went on Glenn Beck’s TV show on that same channel and elaborated further on this “interment camp” detail:

The Glenn Beck Program (FOX News Channel): 6/25/09 segment on the dangers of the US Census, featuring an interview with Rep. Michelle Bachmann (via YouTube, h/t City Pages, Crooks And Liars)

Strangely enough, even Beck was taken aback…..and you know how he loves him some antigovernment conspiracy.

Nevertheless, there are a couple of…..shall we say, issues with Bachmann’s little protest.

First off, I suppose someone forgot to tell her that not answering the questions on the Census is actually a Federal misdemeanor, subjected to a fine approaching $100 (which jumps up to $500 for deliberately lying about info given). But, then again, I guess that she could easily cover that.

Then there is the fact that because the Census determines everything from appropriation of Federal and State funds to reapporchment of Congressional districts, it is probably most advantageous for people to answer the questions anyway, however they may think of the government. Kinda hard to oppose getting money for your district, isn’t it??

But the most basic issue about MBatWhack’s missive is that, like all the other batshitty, wingnutty, totally off the loony bin things she has said in the past, it turns out to be flat out WRONG.

The group FactCheck.org decided to test Bachmann’s theory of ACORN interference in the Census and found that while the group was involved as a sponsor of the Census and did register to promote the upcoming count, it had not a damn thing to do with the actual counting of people. Quoting directly from FactCheck’s report on ACORN and the Census:

ACORN has indeed signed on to partner with the Census Bureau in connection with the 2010 census, along with about 30,000 other groups at the time of this writing. Others under “A” include, for example, the American Statistical Association, the Asian Pacific American Legal Center, Avon Products Inc. and 57 additional organizations and corporations. The Census Bureau’s Web site includes an open invitation to sign on, and the agency says it expects to have more than 100,000 partners by the time the process is over. That may even be an underestimate: In 2000, it signed up 140,000 partners.

The actual list (as of today) of committed partners can be seen here (warning, pdf format requiring Adobe Reader). Of course, the fact that the list is a bit top-heavy with mostly Black, Latin@, and Asian groups might be scary enough for Mrs. Bachmann and her prime constitients without the presence of ACORN. Perhaps the idea of balancing the list out by qualifying various conservative groups (but not racist or White supremacist or violent groups, mind ‘ya….that would be against the law!!!) to promote just as aggressively would be considered??

And as for the Big Lie concern about ACORN actually running the show and having their workers actually give out the Census questions: well FactCheck has this response:

And Bachmann is flat wrong about ACORN going door-to-door and gathering data. Being “partners” with the Census Bureau doesn’t entail as close a relationship as one might think. For the most part it involves getting the word out that it’s important for everyone to participate in the decennial event that helps determine where federal money goes and how House of Representatives district boundaries are redrawn.

Each partner group is asked to complete a form listing a series of possible activities with which it would be willing to help. ACORN’s form is on page 48 of a
package of documents that was turned over to the watchdog group Judicial Watch by the Census Bureau under the Freedom of Information Act. ACORN checked off, among other items, “identify job candidates and/or distribute and display recruiting materials” and “provide space to train new [census] employees.” But government officials have made it clear that that’s a far cry from having ACORN hire workers and conduct the census. At a hearing on April 23 before the Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on Commerce, Justice and Science, Commerce Secretary Gary Locke responded to concerns about ACORN’s role voiced by a Republican senator:


Locke, April
23, 2009: [T]he Census will not be hiring anyone from ACORN. We use these so-called partners to get the word out and to spread the word about the need for people to respond and answer the questionnaires. …We control the hiring. We do not use any government funds to subcontract with any organization to do any activity. …We are not delegating anything to ACORN.

The Census Bureau documents given to Judicial Watch also indicate that in March, after the Fox News story on ACORN’s Census partnership was published, the agency was swamped with angry calls. This was its response:

Census Bureau statement, March 2009: Any charge of claim that a Census Bureau partner could influence or have direct input into census operations is baseless and inaccurate. The sole entity that will conduct the 2010 census is the U.S. Census Bureau, along with its hundreds of thousands of dedicated workers. Further, the Census Bureau has strict quality assurance procedures in every operation to prevent the introduction of errors and/or fraudulent information into the national count.


Census Bureau public affairs specialist Shelly Lowe elaborated on the hiring process in an interview with FactCheck.org, saying that “partners help us recruit by promoting the fact that we’re hiring,” but they have no say in the actual hiring. The agency will need a whopping 1.2 million temporary workers to go door-to-door, Lowe said, but it isn’t hiring everyone who walks in. “There’s a test, an FBI background check and a fingerprint check” that every applicant must go through, Lowe said. “We look for language skills, and we need people in every community.”

And just as not every job applicant is hired, not every group that wants to be a partner is accepted. On page 47 of the Judicial Watch materials, an internal agency e-mail sets out some of the types of groups that would be rejected, such as hate groups and law enforcement, anti-immigrant or other groups that might cause some people to be afraid to participate.

Oh, that explains it all….especially that those “anti-immigrant” and hate groups tend to be the very ones who hang around Beck and Bachmann, right???

And it turns out that Bachmann was even wrong on the little matters too. According to the Minneapolis site CityPages.com and Minnesota Public Radio, the very day after she ran her ACORN/interrment camp smack on Fixed Noise, local reps of the Census Bureau there  with Bachmann staffers to assuage their concerns:

Census bureau spokesman Steve Buckner says the census form is just ten questions long, although a small percentage of people may be randomly asked to complete a longer survey.

“So these would include questions such as income, education levels, how long it take you to get to work,” he said. “All of these things are actually tied to federal programs, laws or judicial rulings that say we must collect data on these questions. So Congress approves these questions so they can now administer some of the programs and laws that they’ve passed.”

Buckner says any census worker who violates the privacy rules faces 5 years in prison and a $250,000 dollar fine.

I’m sure that that will make Mrs. Bachmann feel so much better.  So much so, that she will call off the dogs on ACORN.

Yeah, right.


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The Presente Trifecta: Farrah, Ed McMahon, And Now MJ

Current Events, Makes Me Wanna Holla, Miscellany Hootenany June 25th, 2009

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WOW.  Three major icons, three heavyweights of their own era, taken from us in less than 24 hours. Karma can be quite a bitch when she wields her steely knife, can she??

First, Ed McMahon passes on….the ultimate straight guy, first with Johnny Carson, then with Jerry Lewis with his Muscular Dystorphy telethons, who then makes his own path with his hosting of Star Search during the 90’s. He did have some real difficulties near the end with his house being forclosed on during the economic crisis; but for the older generation of baby boomers, he was considered to be an irresitable force in nature.

Then, this morning, the next bomb drops: Farrah Fawcett succombs in her fight against cancer. While calling her “the ultimate Angel” would be an insult to Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith, and Tawya Roberts (the other Angels of Charlie’s Angels legend), she was the principal sex symbol of her era, and a damn gifted actress, too (as her performance in The Burning Bed) will attest to. And she acted with grace and class all the way to the end.

And if even that wasn’t enough, we just got the ultimate cultural nuke:

Michael Jackson. King of Pop. Cardiac Arrest.  Dead at 50.

A lot of thoughts are swelling in my head concerning the King of Pop: The Jackson Five. ABC. A dysfunctional and possibly abusive upbringing. That sweet voice and smile of his early days. Can You Feel It. Off the Wall. The breakout with Billie Jean. The Moonwalk. Thriller. Wanna Be Starting Somethin’. Bad. Smooth Criminal. The cybernetic chamber. Bubbles the Chimp. Ebony and Ivory with Paul McCartney.  The botched deal with Paul McCartney to purchase the Beatles’ memorabilia. The tabloids jumping all over him.  The acusations of child molestation. Neverland. “WACKO JACKO”. Leave Me Alone. Challenges to his masclunity. Challenges to his race/ethnicity (he’s not quite Black!!!). Dangling his child over the balcony. Allegations of bankruptcy. A comeback.

And now…his sudden death.

Maybe his passing shouldn’t be considered as shocking or as newsworthy as the deaths of the protestors in Iran, or the continuing death in Iraq, or the more common and far less noteworthy passing of common neighbors and friends whom have been suddenly struck from their loved ones with such rapidity and suddenness.  Unfortunately, in our world where culture vultures whore out their press releases and preening for the camera counts more than actual talent and ability (not to say that MJ, Farrah, and Ed McM didn’t have real, genuine talent, mind you), it’s a certain bet that followers of these icons will probably lose all objectiveness in grieving for their idol’s passing.

As for me, I’d rather do the same thing that I preach constantly about in the midst of having a loved one pass on: you shed your tears for them, you celebrate the good in them…and then you move on with them in your hearts. And, you never forget that underneath all the publicity and the glitter and the money and the fame and all that it brings, both good and bad, that MJ, Farrah, and Ed McM were, first and always, human beings like the rest of us….with all the flaws and imperfections that we all have. No sexy billboard or pinup, no recantation of “Heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreee’s Johnny!!!”, and no tabloid screaming of “WACKO JACKO” or repost of a Thriller music video will change that.

In the meantime: may God and the Goddess bless their families and their fans. And may heaven bless those of us who have been touched positively by their talents.

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The Condoms In Porn Debate: The Sex Workers Take Over

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It’s one thing for observers from the outside to debate about whether condom usage in porn should be mandated by government fiat.

It’s quite another thing to hear from those who will be most affected by these rules themselves….namely, the sex performers and activists themselves.

Recently, four performers (or to be more accurate, three active porn performers and one occasional performer-cum-sexual rights activist) posted their own thoughts on the aftereffects of the recent HIV/AIDS “outbreak” in LA and how they feel about what should be done about mandating condom usage. The feelings are as diverse as the performers themselves, and they make for an interesting debate.

Iamcuriousblue was first to reference these opinions over at the BPPA through links….but I thought that excerpts would do them better justice.

First off, speaking in favor of mandating mandatory condom usage; we have the  lovely and talented and brilliant Audacia Ray — part-time sex performer, full-time educator and sexual rights activists, and now a standing professor now teaching courses in human sexuality at The State University of New Jersey (aka Rutgers). This is via a guest post she did for Jessica Valenti’s main blog Feministing concerning the latest porn “outbreak”.

This past week it was revealed that there are some new cases of HIV within the adult industry in Los Angeles. The LA Times and LAist have both covered the story, as have adult industry media outlets AVN and Xbiz. A stunning majority of straight porn companies do not require condoms and actively discourage their use – in the business this is called “condom optional” which is euphemistic for “you either perform without a condom or you don’t perform for this company.” The gay porn industry has slightly different standards than the straight porn business. Gay porn companies do not require testing, with the idea that it is an invasion of privacy and HIV shouldn’t prevent people from working/having sex, but the more reputable companies require condom use. The Gay Video News Awards (GayVN) will not consider a film for an award if there is “barebacking” (sex without a condom) in it.

I worked in and around the sex industry (porn and other sectors) for several years, so my take on the news of recent HIV cases and the dynamics of health, safety, and responsibility within the porn business is colored by my experiences in and frustrations with the business. I directed and produced a bisexual feature porn film, The Bi Apple, which was shot in NYC in summer 2006 and released in February 2007. It went on to win a Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Bisexual Scene and was nominated for Best Bisexual Video at the GayVN Awards (where, by the way, it was pretty fun to be the lone girl director). The company I made the film for required performers to be negative for HIV, chlamydia, and gonorrhea, and I required all performers to wear condoms for vaginal and anal sex and the option to use condoms for oral sex (no one opted to negotiate condom use for oral). I also paid for tests for the performers who weren’t working regularly and didn’t have a recent test on hand.

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Directors who I’ve talked with about their reluctance to enforce a condom mandatory policy on their productions sometimes sheepishly say that the companies they work for won’t have it. Other times they tell me that the performers themselves feel safe enough with the testing policies and don’t want to use condoms for a variety of reasons. I believe that it is the producer and director’s responsibility to step up and advocate for their workers and protect their health. If this means enforcing a mandatory condom policy that the performers complain about – that’s part of being the boss. If a performer had become infected with a STI while on my set, I would have not forgiven myself for that kind of negligence. And that’s what the “condom optional” policy is – negligence, piled on top of blatant disregard for sexual health and a lack of respect for the performers as people.

Are directors and producers going to step up and make condoms mandatory? Probably not. Chlamydia, gonorrhea, and herpes are all accepted as hazards of the trade, something that happens to everyone at some point. HIV is a big deal, but 22 performers infected over five years is still a pretty small number – clearly not a big enough one for producers and directors to shift the way they run their productions. As a sexual health and rights advocate, I find this really appalling.

As you can plainly see, Dacia is clearly for mandatory condom usage, citing the need for protecting performers and her mistrust of self-regulation within the industry. I may disagree with he, but I do think that she has the best interests at heart, which is not what I think of some others.

Next, we have veteran XXX performer Belladonna; who is especially noteworthy because she is an enthusiastic engager  in many of the more notorious “circus sex” acts which have been cited as the most dangerous for possible transmission of STI’s.  She originally posted this as part of an interview she did for the sex toy website Babeland.com:

First of all, I’d like to say that I am thankful that the adult industry has become exceptionally safer since I first started performing back in 1999. Back then, testing for Chlamydia and Gonorrhea was not required, which I found to be ridiculous since those were the most common STDs. However, I do believe that if the 30 day window were shortened to at MOST, 7 days, we could BETTER prevent the spread of Chlamydia and Gonorrhea, not to mention HIV.

Since I started testing people that I have sex with 3 days prior to our engagement, it has been over 5 years since I’ve contracted Chlamydia or Gonorrhea. I knowingly caught over a handful of performers with STDs by using this rule. As a female in this industry, I can say it feels DAMN good to not have to spend every week at the doctor’s office clearing up an STD and being out of work. I feel like I’m more excited about having sex and performing, knowing that I’m going to be STD free. I also think it would be smart for new performers in the business to be required to get a full panel test, prior to performing, not only for themselves to see where they stand, but for our industry as well. I think a lot of performers get into the business and already have the herpes virus and don’t know about it and then try to blame it on the industry.

Performers in this business need to be safer when having sexual relations OUTSIDE of the industry. They need to be more responsible with safe sex because they DO know more than the average person when it comes to STDs and safe sex. If this were happening, the spread of STDs inside the business would be a fraction of what it is now. As for condoms, personally, I can only be as safe as I can be without diminishing the value of what I’m trying to accomplish. Condoms just don’t feel good to suck on, or to take in the ass, hard and fast. If I were required to use condoms, my performance would most likely suffer, and in the end I would suffer. I’m not trying to debate with anyone here, I’m just saying, if my co-workers were more responsible, we could all make some great porn and be STD free at the same time.

To be perfectly honest, I understand my job is a high risk job, but there are many high risk jobs out there like, construction workers on skyscrapers, oil riggers, stuntmen… but when these people get hurt on the job, do you see the world turning it into something its not? No, it’s just because people are not comfortable with themselves sexually and have to point fingers at us to make themselves feel better about it.

So, Belladonna puts the onus not on producers to mandate condoms, but on the performers to act more responsibly about their outside sexual activities, and she points out what many advocates of mandatory condom usage tend to brush aside in their crusade to save performer: how the freakin’ things actually feel. That’s pretty damn important if you are going to be the chosen guniea pigs for promoting a social policy.

The third voice we will hear from is yet another pro performer, Marie Luv — who is African-American and a very popular and recently prolific hip-hop XXX starlet, whom has gained even more popularity through her frequent tweetage on Twitter (ID = @MarieLuv). As an active performer, she has been intimately involved in  confronting all the issues of STI’s, and she has even of late taken the radical step of temporarily quarantining herself, even though she is not anywhere involved in the latest outbreak. In this essay she did for the hip-hop oriented website Global Grind, Marie Luv states her personal reasons why she is taking her own precautions, and also addresses the need for not caving in to rumor and panic and getting the most accurate information.

I’m sure a lot of people are aware of the latest HIV outbreak that has hit the porn industry. For the last week I just sat back & watched how everything was handled. I’ve read many articles from different perspectives & sources across the Internet. In my opinion, some of the “mainstream media” are painting this issue as though HIV originates from the porn community. Like Gucci Mane says – this is “Ridiculous”! Like in most circumstances in life – people need to educate themselves before they pass along inaccurate information or falsehoods regarding the porn industry. I’m fully aware of the consequences that I face when I perform sex on camera without a condom. As should anyone..whether they are in the sex industry or not!

Though the recent HIV outbreak isn’t totally resolved, I still feel empowered to at least make informed decisions about rather I work or not.  I chose not to work until I get more information regarding the involved parties. Its a fact that condom use for any sexual act including oral sex is the best course of action if you chose to engage in a sexual act with someone. Abstinence from sex is still statistically the safest way to avoid STDs & HIV. AIM Healthcare suggest we get tested every 28 days. Some performers go more often that that. I try to go every 21 days and don’t work with anyone whose test is going to expire within 7 days. Since this recent outbreak there has been a lot of talk about making all porn – condom only. I have mixed feelings about that policy and the reason why is because (within the industry) during so-called “condom only” scenes the oral sex is typically done without condoms. Again..this is “Ridiculous” for companies to insinuate that we are now..completely safe..its simply not true -  STDs like chlamydia, gonorrhea & even HIV can be contracted in the throat according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

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During this outbreak only 1 woman has turned up positive with HIV & 14 others were tested. Being in the industry you would think that I would know who the infected girl is – but I don’t & it makes me very uncomfortable in so many ways. First I’m not able to ask anyone who I’m thinking about working with have you or anyone you worked with had sex with the positive girl. But I was told that AIM has the situation under control. So I decided to put myself under quarantine until they find the person who gave her HIV. Right now there are so many rumors going around that its hard to dissect the truth. Mainstream media is reporting 16 positive HIV cases in porn within the last 5 years & that is not true at ALL. AIM is open to anyone who wants to get tested. According to Aim, the positives that were reported to the Department of Health had nothing to do with porn performers and these person(s) had never performed in an adult film production.  Lets talk about how many new cases of HIV that turn up in the USA on a whole?

The Porn industry is a community of people that are tested more often than most people walking the streets. This definitely does not protect us any more than anyone else; but it does provide a measure of awareness regarding my partners’ STD medical status. Ensuring that I check my partners status before engaging in a sexual act is a Must in my book!  I suggest that you do the same. Know your status! Get your partner tested regularly for all STDs..not just HIV.

Once again, the focus is on self-protection through education and knowledge rather than government intervention.

The next two voices are saved for last because they are the most familiar to blog readers here.

First, there is Renegade Evolution, whose awesomeness as Fearless Henchwoman, “God Emperor of Rome” and part time amateur porn performer/producer/sex worker is well known to anyone who visits her blog. Although not a professional porn starlet, Ren Ev is very much aware of the threat of STI’s through her proximity to the Washington, DC, metro area, which has one of the highest concentration of STI’s around. In this essay she posted to her main blog, Ren explains how she protects herself, and explains why she thinks that mandating condom usage across the board isn’t quite the bright idea that some advocates claim it to be.

[....] Porn. I do it. I like it. I wish- especially in the amateur realms of porn where I dwell- that condom use was more prevalent. However, I do not think it should be mandatory. I think it is a decision that should be made by the performers: not the producers, the companies, the media, the government, but the performers- you know, the people actually fucking? The decision to glove or not to glove should be made by those it will most affect. Yes, many a porn viewer whines about seeing condoms, but if they want to watch people fuck bad enough, they will get over it if some of those people are using condoms. There it is, my opinion on the matter. And it has been for a loooong time.

In stuff I film, well, the level of barrier production is decided by those who will be doing it…and that is on top of the fact that why yes, tests please. Recent. In hand. Even with those, however, if someone wants to use condoms- then they are used. Makes no difference to me- visually as a viewer of and person who likes making porn, the aesthetic is not changed for me if the guy is wearing a condom. Hell, if whoever is filming for me wants gloves, goggles, gas masks, and rubbers…I will try and find a way to make it work. However, if they do not want those things and are good with test results- game on (except for the goggles, I have a thing for goggles…then again, I am the one who likes wearing them, so everyone else is off the hook).

When performing in stuff other people make, well, yeah, for vaginal and anal penetration I generally prefer to use condoms, even with tests, which yep, I demand to see. The director/producers word ain’t good enough for me, my own eyes must glimpse them- because I am paranoid and this is the wild west of amateur porn land. In fact, no tests, no me performing. That’s just the way I roll. However…oral? Guess what? I hate sucking dick if the dude has a condom on. I’ve done it when making porn that is intentionally supposed to have a safe sex message (which hey, I do that sometimes!) but eww, ick. I find my dislike of that worth the effort to send out a safe sex message…but I far prefer to do oral without. If you don’t buy that, suck on a condom, you might come around to believe what I am saying. I will go without if I am working with someone I know, I have worked with before, and I know has a history of clean testing. Then, for me, tests are good enough. But where I work and Cali are two different realms of porndom.

In fact, in the lowest budget porn movie ever, which I am still gonna make, if the performers want condoms, they will get condoms. No questions asked and no pressure from me. But if they want to just go with tests, also fine with me because yeah, hard crazy fucking can lead to road rash can lead to…unpleasant stuff that condoms only intensify.

But I tell you this…I would be safer fucking in the mainstream porn industry in Cali without condoms than I would be just casual normal people fucking perhaps even with here just up the road a few miles…where the HIV rate is the highest in the country and all the Government Health work in the world has not made much of a dent into the epidemic we have going on…

I wonder why no one is talking about that? How one is safer fucking in pornography than they are in the bed of private citizen X in Washington DC?

Sometimes it does a great deal of good to remind people that most porn is made outside of the San Fernando Valley Porn Complex.

Which brings us to our final viewpoint of the day: who just so happens to be the one and only Nina Hartley…who needs no introduction. Her legend status as both a porn performer and a sex educator and sexual rights activist, as well as a sex-positive feminist/progressive icon, is basically undisputed, and her “sexpertese” remains unchallenged even to this day.  Nevertheless, it was a bit surprising that someone of Nina’s stature as an educator would have such a radically different viewpoint on the issue of condoms than even those who are not for government mandates, but who do nevertheless advocate for more condom usage as a means of HIV and STI protection. In one of her latest entries of her popular website journal, Nina basically calls BS on the notion that performers should succomb to the hype of regulated condom usage, citing not only the incidental health risks but also the issue of comfort and effectiveness during taping scenes.

I just realized that I had nothing on the front page regarding the recent story in the Los Angles Times, since picked up all over, about a woman in the business having tested positive for HIV.

Since then, the usual talking heads have gotten their panties in a wad about how Porn Sets Bad Example For The Viewing Public, and Porn Is A Menace To All Who Work In It, and Those Poor Women Who End Up In Porn: What Shall We Do To Save Them?

For the best response to all of this, do a search for “the blog for pro-porn activism,” and read the 5,000 word essay that Ernest so generously took the time to write. It tells it like it is much better than I can, so why duplicate work? It won’t take long to read, trust me. [Note by A.K.: I've added the link to Ernest's BPPA essay to the origina

In a nutshell, performers as a rule don’t care for condoms for several reasons. For most of the men (with few exceptions), condoms make for a very-much-more difficult scene; just one more huge distraction to add to the host of other ones on the set: uncomfortable set, no chemistry with the female player, asshole director, late/early hours, too hot/cold, bad food, personal issues, etc.

For the women, there are just four words: rubber rash/friction burn. Not only do I have to work harder for him to feel anything, the scene takes much longer to get through, with the changing out of condoms, needing to give the guy a break and suck him again, and the total passion-killer that is on-set condom use. It’s hard enough to create a real connection, so the scene doesn’t feel to the viewer like we faxed it in, on a set as it is. If all of our energy is focused on our working parts, there is none left over to actually connect and show a spark, which is what the people at home want to see.

There are a few men who are voluntarily condom-only and so have little trouble with them, and their work is cut by 2/3, at least.

I know it sounds harsh, but it’s not porn’s job to set a good example to the viewing public. It’s an entertainment medium like anything else out of Hollywood, and mainstream entertainment is not held up as needing somehow to set a good example. It’s a shame that our country does such a piss-poor job of educating its young people so that they’re driven to view porn to try to get a clue about sex. Except when a movie is expressly done as education-the Guides, Tristan Taormino’s movies, etc., their job is to arouse and entertain, period.

I hate it when those who are made uncomfortable by sex or porn project their issues onto our business.

Porn is pretty safe. If a player says “no” to the most egregiously stupid acts (cream pies, whether anal or vaginal), then he or she is unlikely to get a deadly disease at work. People do get the non-lethal ones, but they get treated, as do their partners, and they get to work again when their new test comes back clean.

Of all of the dead porn stars on the Dead Porn Star site, most have died from auto accidents.

Here is where Nina hits it dead on straight: the idea that porn should exclusively exist solely as a vehicle for education is fundamentally bogus and potentially totalitarian, as it opens the door for all kinds of censorship cloaked as social engineering….even if somewhat justified on positive intentions. The main objective of porn should be to sexually arouse, not necessarily educate people, although porn can be quite useful as a tool for promoting ideas about sex and sexuality, that doesn’t mean that only one viewpoint should predominate.

What makes the mandatory “condom-only” rules so dangerous, in my opinion, is that it would basically not only ignore the actual preferences of performers like Ren Ev and Nina and Marie Luv and Belladonna who probably know better how to protect themselves, but it would also mean quite an excessive overkill of intervention into personal affairs not too different from that favored by those who would rather just see the adult sexual media just totally blown off the face of the earth. In short, these rules are sort of like the neoliberal equivalent of the Religious Right’s initiatives that can very easily backfire and morph into the most repressive and restrictive legislation designed as much to censor as to “protect” adult performers.

As much as I do favor more voluntary condom usage and other means of protection for the general population and for sex workers, I don’ t think that these particular rules would be so helpful, and they could even create more health risks by both driving performers underground to meet the consumer’s desire to see “bareback” sex and by creating incidental new health risks resulting from frequent and improper condom usage (such as vaginal micro-tears resulting from “road rash” and friction from excessive condom usage; and the risk of exposure to other infections), as well as the other hazards that Nina has pointed out.

At the very least, we could take their voices into consideration in this important debate. They’re the ones doing all the fucking and sucking on screen or on the Internet, after all.

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The Latest HIV/Porn Panic: Lust, Lies, And Misinformation (Now With Special Samucutus Update)

Revenge of the Sexbots, Sex Goddesses Who Smack 'em Down, Sexy Sex Intellectuals, Support Your Local Sex Worker/Performer, The Feminist Sex Wars, The Sex Pox, The Wild Wild Web June 19th, 2009

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There has been a lot of ink spilled and pixels used in analyzing the latest porn scandal in Los Angeles, where a still unnamed performer was found to have been tested positive for the HIV virus, and just as inadvertently performed a scene with another performer while infected.

As it stands right now, the sole performer (identified only by “Patient Zero”) is the only person to have been confirmed as HIV+; and the male performer whom she did the scene with has thus far tested negative….as has her only other contact, which is her significant other, and six secondary contacts.

That would be considered in most quarters to be an effective victory in containment.

Problem is….the mainstream porn industry isn’t “most quarters”; and when there is ever an oppurtunity for politicians and selected self-styled “experts” to manufacture a sex panic and a riot to promote their personal and political agendas, especially when those agendas concern controlling sexual expression, you can be guaranteed that the vultures won’t be far from the bloodshed.

In this case, the blood happens to be that of Dr. Sharon Mitchell, the founder and principal head of the Adult In Media Medical Foundation (AIM), who is the principal organization for testing of porn performers for HIV and other sexually transmitted infections (STI’s); and the vultures are the regulatory health officials at the California branch of the Occupational Health and Safety Adminstration, certain AIDS activists, a portion of the alternate “sex positive” community, and the Los Angeles medical political establishment….who for their own reasons want to exploit the latest breach to fulfill their long-standing goal of full government regulation of the Cali sex media industry.

The heart of the controversy is in the breach of the system in monitoring and testing performers.  It’s pretty complicated, but Thomas Roche pretty much consolidates it down in an understandable fashion…so I will quote him:

The short version: AIM publishes performer HIV test results to a database, accessible by subscribers (porn producers). They notify the performers’ partners within the industry. They also notify the County Health Department. They do not release the performer’s name to the press. They do not “publicize” an outbreak.

The tests are required every 30 days, and anyone who does test positive initally is immediately informed (as is any performers who has perfomed scenes with him in the last 30 days).  Due to California’s strict confideniality laws and client-doctor privileges, the names of any performers infected is never released to the press by AIM.

According to Roche, the breach may have been in the reporting end:

The performer who tested positive through AIM is not being named, because AIM doesn’t do that. On June 4, the patient was tested at an AIM clinic because her previous test was then 36 days old. Industry producers accept HIV tests that are 10 to 30 days old, but somebody fudged on that. The fact that one producer fudged the dates shouldn’t necessarily tar the whole industry. If we are talking about a system that failed because it is not effective, that’s one thing — but if talking about a system that “failed” because someone didn’t follow the rules, that’s another thing entirely. These are rules that performers trust producers to follow; they should be sacrosanct. But they are not rules that are ever, in any way, “enforced.”

The implication here is that the performer may have simply assumed that since the 30-day window had passed without incident, she decided that she was safe and underwent the second test on June 4, and then went ahead with the shoot the next day.  It could also be that the producer for that particular shoot was in such a hurry under time deadlines to shoot his movie, and in a hurry to use this particular performer that he was willing to fudge the procedure and allow the shoot to proceed before getting a valid result.

Roche’s report also clears up another meme that has been spread around: that AIM’s offices “approved” of the performer being cleared to work in spite of her being HIV+.

After her June 4 test, this unnamed woman performed in a scene June 5 and found out her test came back positive on June 6.

Some sources, however, reported that AIM received the test results on the 4th, which is impossible, or that AIM “authorized” the performer to work. The general public (and therefore porn performers) frequently misunderstand and/or disregard medical protocols, and here someone appears to have played it fast-and-loose with those protocols. Dr. Sharon Mitchell of AIM said the following in a statement published in AVN:

Since AIM does not authorize performers to work, but merely reports their current status to the industry, there is no way that the actress in question could believe that anyone at AIM told her she was cleared to work unless a negative written report had been received and the industry so notified. No such written report had been received before June 6th.

That seems to indicate that the performer and producers didn’t care about waiting for current HIV results, and probably didn’t take the risk seriously.

It should also be said that the shoot in which the infected performer ultimately performed was a standard vanilla het scene leading to standard PIV sex and the usual external facial; a stark comparison to the double anal acts that became the center of controversy in the earlier outbreak of 2004 — the one that ultimately claimed Darren James and Lara Roxx, amongst others.

That is not to say, though, that AIM doesn’t have their issues in the breach of protection.

One of the main issues raised by Cal-OSHA, and other proponents of mandated condom usage in “mainstream porn”, is that somehow AIM is tainted by their closeness to the industry at large, and that they did not act according to rules in immediately revealing the infection to LA health officials.  That might have been the main motivation for yesterday’s raid on AIM’s headquarters by Cal-OSHA; to obtain records from the company and the performers involved to clear up the issue.  Again, quoting Roche:

However, also to be considered are the comments by Dr. Peter Kerndt, an MD/MPh with the LA County Public Health Department. New HIV infection, as Mitchell implies in the above statement, must be reported to the Public Health Department within 7 days. Kerndt claims AIM didn’t report the case promptly because on the Friday the 12th, six calendar days after the positive result, it still hadn’t been reported.. He was quoted in a Saturday XBiz Article as saying that AIM was using this 7-day requirement as a stalling tactic, presumably to protect the industry. Said Kerndt:

AIM is not providing us with information sufficient to confirm what they are reporting . . . we are extremely concerned with the information that is coming in, but we are not surprised, since this industry has been out of compliance with Cal/OSHA requirements for barrier protection . . . What’s disturbing about this is that they’re using the regulation to withhold the information and delay an investigation of a serious health matter . . . They’re saying that this is not a major event. I think if they were to ask the performer, it’s a devastating, major, life-altering event for that individual. It’s inexcusable that it would occur in the workplace.

There is no indication at press time that the performer was infected on a set. She may have been infected outside of the industry, though she certainly exposed someone on the 5th, which unquestionably makes it an industry matter, and one for Cal/OSHA. AVN doesn’t appear to have reported yet, now well past the 7 day mark, whether LA County received the disclosures he was expecting from AIM.

Now, it should be noted that Kerndt happens to be underling of Dr. Johnathan Fielding, who is the chief spokesman for the LA Health Care Offices, and who is one of the main boosters of mandatory condom usage, even going as far as to propose to force such usage under existing California law regulating “unsafe” and “hazardous” workplaces.  For their part, AIM has responded that the only reason they have delayed in filing the requisite reports is that they are waiting for summary confirmation of the testing results of all the secondary contacts….which, they say, should be released shortly.

Naturally, that will never assuage the folks who want to impose mandatory condom usage, since they are more than convinced that the minor breach of the system is still proof that the system is a utter failure, that self-regulation is simply not enough, and that government intervention to impose mandatory condom usage and other means of regulation to “protect” performers are not only justified and vindicated, but a matter of life and death.

Of course, the real goal of the new “reformers” might be more than just simply “protecting performers”: it might just as well be to impose a certain narrow definition of “safe sex” to sell to the public as an alternative to the rampant “unsafe sex” that is out there in the public.  In his detailed rebuking of the Cal-OSHA/LA Health Care/AIDS Health Care Foundation memes supporting mandating condoms in every scene, Ernest Greene (who happens to be on the executive committee of AIM) provided what he says is the true agenda of the condom-only crusaders:

All these individuals, and a few converts they’ve made at the margins of the industry, support a truly mad plan by Fielding’s deputy Dr. Peter Kerndt to implement state-legislated regulations requiring condom use throughout the industry that would make it illegal to distribute sexually explicit materials created without the use of condoms, even though Kerndt himself admits that digital post production effects could theoretically render it impossible to determine after the fact whether condoms were used or not.

If these individuals were mainly concerned with the health and safety of performers, their views might at least be worth a second hearing, and their methods, while still questionable, would at least be well meant if misguided.

But their real objective has nothing to do with performer safety and everything to do with porn content, which they regard as setting a bad example to viewers following safer sex precautions in the viewers’ private lives. Kerndt makes his priorities crystal clear in his 2007 jeremiad published by the Public Library of Science:

“The portrayal of unsafe sex in adult films may also influence viewer behavior. In the same way that images of smoking in films romanticize tobacco use, viewers of these adult films may idealize unprotected sex. The increasingly high-risk sexual behavior viewed by large audiences on television and the Internet could decrease condom use. Requiring condoms may influence viewers to see them as normative or even sexually appealing, and devalue unsafe sex. With the growing accessibility of adult film to mainstream America, portrayals of condom use onscreen could increase condom use among viewers, thereby promoting public health.”

This is basically Weinstein’s line as well. [Note: that would be Johnathan Weinstein, who heads up the AHCF.] They want to empower the state to punish porn producers for not requiring condom use because they regard the depiction of sex without barrier protections as unhealthy viewing for the audience.

Unfortunately, in the service of that goal, they’re quite prepared to put at risk the performers they claim to be protecting.

[Emphasis added and Kerndt's passage isolated by me.]

Or, to put it another way, porn producers and consumers MUST be forced by government fiat to promote the “positive message” of mandatory condom usage as a means of selling the concept of “safer sex” and to promote “proper” sexual behavior in the general public. It is as if these officials are actually blaming condomless porn not only for the spread of STI’s in the general population, but for all kinds of supposedly “unhealthy” sexual practices….and that by forcing porn providers to either submit to their message or be forced out of business, they will somehow be able to change and modify mass sexual behavior to fit their personal ideology.

Yeah, right.  Lots of luck on that rumor.

Never mind that condom usage has been widely promoted as a means of “safe sex” for the past 30 years since the original HIV/AIDS pandemic during the 80’s; never mind that “high-risk” sexual behavior continues to run amok mostly among those who are the most willing to impose austere restrictions on others while doing their best to ignore them themselves (Ted Haggard, Senators David Vitter and Larry Craig, and thrice divorced newly converted Catholic Newt Gingrich, anyone???); and never mind that the reason why condom usage is required in the  gay male segment of the sexual media is because it is assumed there that HIV+ performers are still active…and that targeting them for legislation would run afoul of antidiscrimination statutes.

And then there is the basic fact that most condomless sex scenes are outside of the regulatory force of large Porn Valley studios to begin with.  Unless Cal-OSHA is going to extend their jurisdiction to Florida or overseas, or to regulate every single adult pay website in the world, just how in the hell are they going to stop indpendent producers — or anyone loaded with a camcorder or IPhone or merely a webcam — from taping and releasing on their sites scenes of condom-free bareback sex?? Do they think that the many consumers who prefer their sex acts unwrapped will simply cave in and adjust to their agenda?? Really???

More than likely, the population of pirate P2P sites offering bareback depictions will simply swell overnight, and studios who do defy the Cal-OSHA standards of back-door censorship will simply move outside of LA or Cali and continue to rake in the profits as before. The only people who will be destroyed or converted by such mindless legislation will be the porn studio execs who will become the chief guniea pigs in the neoliberal equivalent of the typical fundie prosecutor power plays…and the performers who will basically be forced to choose between financial ruin and unemployment, submission to procedures that could very well expose them to even more dangerous activities and even worse infections due to the threat of condom abrasion and microtearing. The general public will probably not be affected AT ALL.

Now there may be one more group that may happen to profit from this jeremiad against the “porn industry”: certain auteurs of the “alt.porn”/”sex positive” variety which have always had, for their own personal reasons, their own vendettas and fee-fees against mainstream porn for a variety of supposed sins and offensives. Tony Comstock, independent producer and webmaster, and the founder of Comstock Films, is one of the loudest examples of this; one of his most vitriolic diatribes recently posted to his website basically calls out Sharon Mitchell as a fraud and an industry flack whose doctorate is based on a “diploma mill” called The Institute of Advanced Study of Human Sexuality based in San Francisco (never mind the fact that esteemed professionals like Carol Queen and Charles Glickman also graduated from that institution), and essentially warns of a dark, frightening epidemic rampaging the industry if condom usage is not immediately imposed mandatorily:

The high risk to performers of exposure to STDs in the manufacture of pornography is a simple fact, born out by AIM’s own data. Condoms, the single best way to reduce transmission, the method advocated by all sex educators for those who have sex with partners of unknown STD status is not a choice that is available to performers involved in the manufacture of straight pornography such as  you or I would understand the meaning of the word “choice.”

But if that’s not reason enough for the “sex-positive community” to rethink its attitudes towards the “adult industry,” consider this.

In this latest incidence of HIV in the AIM talent pool, the individual in question went 37 days between tests. Due to the latency inherent in the testing, she may have been HIV positive for as long as 45 day or more before her infection was detected. If this infection had occurred in a male performer there almost certainly would have been secondary infection(s).

But more than that, sooner or later an HIV infection is going to cross from second generation to third generation, and instead of 3-5 on-set transmissions, there are going to be 20-30. This day is coming; it’s a statistical certainty.

Yeah….because 5 infections in five years, as compared to hundreds, if not thousands, in the general LA community alone is more than enough justification to raise the “epidemic” card and have the government swoop in with the magic cure of condoms.

In fact, let us do some comparison and contrast, shall we?? Again, Ernest gives us some facts as the antidote to bad medicine (taken from comments he made to Renegade Evolution’s home blog on this thread):

“The most recent figures from the L.A. County Health Department indicate that 869 new HIV cases were reported in Los Angeles County in July-Dec. 2008.”

HIV transmissions resulting from het porn shot in L.A. County during that same period: 0.

[from a comment further down the thread]

To put this in an even larger perspective, in the 30 year history of legal porn in America, there have been exactly 9 documented cases of HIV transmitted on porn sets.

Nine in 30 years of porn involving thousands of performers and literally millions of sex acts.

The current case is statisically very unlikely to have been transmitted at work, as the performer who got it was in the industry less than 60 days, shot a total of three scenes (one a BJ-only) and all of her previous on-camera partners test negative.

Which brings us back to those nine cases. Six of those were transmitted before regular PCR-DNA testing was instituted, largely as a result of those cases, a dozen years ago.

Since the advent of universal HIV testing in porn out here, there have been exactly three documented cases of HIV transmission resulting from porn.

In all nine cases, Patient Zero contracted HIV from off-camera sex with a civilian and then infected co-workers.

As to who poses a threat to whom, it would appear that the population at large poses a threat to the community of porn performers and not the reverse.

The level of hysteria generated around these cases, and particularly around the current case which is probably not industry-related, is entirely disproportionate and deliberately engineered for politcial reasons.

There are high-profile figures in the media calling for immediate, forcible inspections of porn sets by public health inspectors to impose the use of condoms, claiming that existing laws (stretched thinner than any latex) justify such action in the face of a public health emergency.

Nine cases in 30 years. While any case of HIV transmission is a dire event, nine in 30 years doesn’t seem to constitute the kind of emergency that justifies granting political appointees extra-constitutional powers.

We’ve seen how well that approach works in other areas of public policy in recent years. The evidence is not encouraging.

Oh….but the hypocrisy gets even better when you take into consideration Cal-OSHA’s behavior regarding a far more viral center of HIV+ activity: the gay male porn community. One more quote from Ernest, this time from a comment he made to his follow-up post at BPPA on the Cal-OSHA raid and comments by Michael Weinstein afterwards:

County Health has not, for instance, shut down bathhouses or sex clubs frequented primarily by gay men, even though the department admits that HIV infection rates among those establishments’ regular clientele hovers around 10%.

But of course, there are political reasons to go after porn instead of gay sex clubs. Weinstein, for one, knows where his contribution checks come from. He’s all over the media like swine flu on the porn thing, but quiet as a mouse on the sex club deal. How odd. What a coincidence.

Meanwhile, he congratulates Cal-OSHA for raiding a clinic not in any way implicated in the spread of any disease, but faults them for not going far enough. He demands that the entire industry be subject to random search and seizure because of a trumped up public health emergency that just happens to fit his political agenda.

Not to mention the aformentioned fact that going directly after gay bathhouses and gay porn shoots would leave them wide open to antidiscrimination charges and expensive litigation…probably not a good idea concerning Cali’s economic meltdown. But…going after mainstream porn studios under the cover of “protection” and promoting the holy grail of “safe sex” and condoms as the ultimate in protection, while getting the free support of rivals within the industry who would directly benefit from the onslaught on mainstream porn studios: well, that does the trick rather well.

This isn’t to say that there aren’t justifiable reasons to support condom usage across the board, or that the legitimate concerns about performers often being coerced indirectly to do non-condom scenes against their stated will shouldn’t be addressed. And there is the issue of the one-month length of time between testing being too lengthy to effectively catch infected performers…..Ernest himself has said that he would prefer bimonthly testing (that is, once every 15 days), if that could be economically feasible for the performers.  (AIM charges the performers for testing…which I also don’e exactly like; I think that it should be the companies and the public health authorities sharing the cost with the performers.)

Audacia Ray of Waking Vixen does make a rather strong case for supporting mass condom usage here, and I can respect her beliefs because she has no political agenda and she has the best interests of sex workers and performers at heart….and because she has been an active performer and producer of porn herself, as well as being an activist. Just because I disagree with her ultimate solution on this issue does not diminish my respect for her work, or her right to her opinion. Nor will I disrespect any performer who happens to support condom usage or even support having performers exercise the right to choose whether they wish to perform condom free or condom only (or both, depending on the situation and/or particular sex act). I will always be for performer choice and safety.

This is NOT about whether condom use shouldn’t be promoted in the masses….it damn well should, for more than obvious reasons.  Nor is this about whether porn studios should punish those who decide that they are more comfortable doing condom-only scenes with blacklists: they shouldn’t, and if ever such a “blacklist” ever be revealed, they should be called on the carpet vehemetly.

This is simply about whether the state should intervene and disrupt a procedure that has been — albeit with breaches that are nevertheless tragic for those few affected — for the most part, highly successful in containing the spread of STI’s within their profession….and whether or not an entire community should be decimated and ravaged for the sake of a few politicians and self-styled “experts” using them as stepping stones and guniea pigs for their personal and political agendas.

Or, to respond to the title of Tony Comstock’s essay: Accenuating the positive is fine, but try as you may, you will never totally eliminate the negative; the best we can do is to mitigate it to a minimum and contain the impacts so that as few people as possible are negatively affected.  There is, ultimately, no such thing as 100% “safe” sex; and attempts by the state or by bureacrats to invent such a utopia and impose it on real life and real people will only result in failure….and a totalitarian society that is the exact opposite of what “sex positive” progressive is supposed to mean. The choice should not be between freedom and safety; it should be freedom WITH safety…and the choice of those who do the actual fucking.

I’ll just leave it to the Renegade God Emperor and Porn Rebel Henchwoman to conclude this with her unique insights as an independent porn consumer, producer, and performer:

In stuff I film, well, the level of barrier production is decided by those who will be doing it…and that is on top of the fact that why yes, tests please. Recent. In hand. Even with those, however, if someone wants to use condoms- then they are used. Makes no difference to me- visually as a viewer of and person who likes making porn, the aesthetic is not changed for me if the guy is wearing a condom. Hell, if whoever is filming for me wants gloves, goggles, gas masks, and rubbers…I will try and find a way to make it work. However, if they do not want those things and are good with test results- game on (except for the goggles, I have a thing for goggles…then again, I am the one who likes wearing them, so everyone else is off the hook).

When performing in stuff other people make, well, yeah, for vaginal and anal penetration I generally prefer to use condoms, even with tests, which yep, I demand to see. The director/producers word ain’t good enough for me, my own eyes must glimpse them- because I am paranoid and this is the wild west of amateur porn land. In fact, no tests, no me performing. That’s just the way I roll. However…oral? Guess what? I hate sucking dick if the dude has a condom on. I’ve done it when making porn that is intentionally supposed to have a safe sex message (which hey, I do that sometimes!) but eww, ick. I find my dislike of that worth the effort to send out a safe sex message…but I far prefer to do oral without. If you don’t buy that, suck on a condom, you might come around to believe what I am saying. I will go without if I am working with someone I know, I have worked with before, and I know has a history of clean testing. Then, for me, tests are good enough. But where I work and Cali are two different realms of porndom.

In fact, in the lowest budget porn movie ever, which I am still gonna make, if the performers want condoms, they will get condoms. No questions asked and no pressure from me. But if they want to just go with tests, also fine with me because yeah, hard crazy fucking can lead to road rash can lead to…unpleasant stuff that condoms only intensify.

But I tell you this…I would be safer fucking in the mainstream porn industry in Cali without condoms than I would be just casual normal people fucking perhaps even with here just up the road a few miles…where the HIV rate is the highest in the country and all the Government Health work in the world has not made much of a dent into the epidemic we have going on…

I wonder why no one is talking about that? How one is safer fucking in pornography than they are in the bed of private citizen X in Washington DC?

Interesting question, indeed.

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Update 6/21/09:
Oh, NICE. You’d think that certain antiporn “radicalfeminists” would actually wait a bit before crashing into the current brohaha….but noooooooz.

How interesting that folks who have as their ultimate goal the total and complete abolition and abolishment of adult sexual media as ultimately “degrading” to women — not just female performers, but ALL women — and who effectively see even token sexual acts popularly performed in porn and in real life as ultimately toxic and destructive, nevertheless all of a suddenn get a heart-on for “protecting” performers through mandatory condom usage. But, I guess that when you are raging against the evil Manchine and His erect penis as the source of all evil, rational thought goes out the window.

The UK clique of APRF’s recently did a reset of the events of the latest LA “outbreak” at one of their blogs, uncritically quoting all the usual faux-stats of the LA health officials (the 16 new cases of “HIV infections” within the industry between 2004 and today, the fact that none of them were with active performers in the industry, and the majority of the cases involved gay males nonwithstanding); and adding some new stats about the supposed pandemic of other STI’s such as chlamydia (over 2,300+ infections!!! according to the LA Times article cited), gonorrhea (13,00+ positive tests), and syphilis (15 cases). Of course, they fudge the fact that many of those might be false positives or cases of multiple infections deliberately miscounted to cook the books.

But that was only the stats, which the original post simply reposted. The ensuing comment thread, though, was where the action really started. First, there is the prerequsite attempt to debunk Ernest Greene’s rebuttal over at BPPA as just another unnamed “pornography director” who scapegoats gays to cover up the evil of “the industry”:

Apparantly it’s gay pornography actors who are the problem and working without condoms is actually protecting the women in heterosexual pornography. Who knew?

The writer – who goes on at great length I must forewarn, in an exceedingly dull fashion as is his norm – also takes great pains to criticise those who would push for increased accountability for the industry.

There are no limits to the propaganda that ernest and his brethern will pollute the blogosphere – and wider media – with in order to maintain their profiteering at the expense of women.

[Comment by "disillusioned" on 6/15/09]

Ahhhh, yes…but even that was just a prelude to the main course: as delivered by non other than one Samantha M. Berg — founder and chief diva of the Genderberg forums, leader of the GenderBorg Collective of Real Live Radical Womyn, and devoted enemy of all “bi-hot, sexee cumdumptster” women needing the assistance and guidance of radicalfeminism. Hence, thus spake Samucutus:

This is what I don’t comprehend.

[quoting from the LA Times article originally cited in the OP] “If laws are passed requiring condom use, they said, porn production would be pushed underground or outside California…’The market determines whether or not this will be shown. A government agency the size of Los Angeles couldn’t stop it.’

[Sam Berg] Since threats of turning legal California prostitution into an illegal black market are being issued by pimpographers, how about a group of us threaten that if CA pornographers don’t start using condoms 100% of the time we’re going to find them and put AIDS-covered bullets in their brains? I’d rather business weren’t conducted by might-makes-right, but if them’s the rules I’m getting a plane ticket to LAX, a rifle, and the porno version of Back Stage.

Any “businessmen” who boasts about how they’re going to treat their employees in illegal, dangerous ways if authorities don’t back the fuck off with safety regulations should be arrested on charges of intent to commit a crime.

[comment by "sam" on 6/17/09]

Oh, let me count the many ways of ultra-FAIL here.

First: “legal California prostitution”?!?! Of course, porn’s not quite prostitution to most folks, since there is a difference between paying to actually have sex with someone and paying to WATCH someone have sex with other people. Besides, I thought that the stated goal of all good GenderBorgians and antiporn feminists was to make all “pornstitution” totally illegal…at least, criminalize the men who produce and consume it??

Secondly…surely Samucutus must understand that most porn is made outside of California porn studios, and mostly outside of Cali, and even outside of LA (and I do remember that there was an attempt by the communities of Porn Valley to secede from the LA metro area around 5-10 years ago), so it would be in the very least a bit overreaching for LA to impose their jurisdiction on porn made outside their limits…or for Cal-OSHA to regulate porn made in, say, Florida, or the former Czech Republic or even in the back yard of someone using a simple camcorder and his/her Internet website. But, I guess that to Sammy, federalism and the US and California State Constitutions are such misogynistic and irrelevant issues when it comes to saving women from the Evil Male HIV-Infested Cock.

But it’s this threat of “AIDS-covered bullets” aimed at the heads of porn producers if they don’t go condom-only that really gets my attention. Gee, Sam…do you really think that forming the Womyn’s Minuteman Militia and threatening to put holes in the heads of porn producers who don’t cede to your demands really expresses the goals and principles of feminism?? How in the hell do you think that targeting male producers and performers who don’t wrap up for MURDER will enhance your cause of “protecting” women in porn??

And this side note: you do know that dead people have a lesser chance of infecting live people with HIV than living people do, right?? Unless, your plan also consists of infecting the health care officials, the paramedics, the doctors, and the people who would handle all the corpses resulting from your policy goals, ehhh?

And finally, we have this that somehow Samucutus has missed: is she also going to extend her death pool to female performers who don’t enforce the “condom-only” policy?? Oh, sure, someone like Nina Hartley can easily be dismissed as a porn-industry flack or merely a mindless slave who only thinks through her husband (who happens to be that “pornography director” so maligned by “diillusioned” earlier).  But..what about women who actually run porn studios or who actually produce videos whom have actively criticized “condom-only policies as ineffective and counterproductive?? (And remember….Sharon Mitchell, last time I checked,  was and still is a woman.) How about those women in porn who shoot mostly lesbian (girl/girl) sex scenes that are particularly gonzo based without a hint of condom or dental dam — you know, like Kylie Ireland’s Slutwerks Productions?? Will she be targeted with a silver bullet as well, Sammy??

And….how about those women who decide to protect themselves in a different way, by restricting the number of partners that they choose to perform sex with on screen, or limiting themselves to their SO’s and women, or to only produce content for their websites and avoid the LA scene altogether. Will you be sending a threat over to Vicky Vette’s place as well, then??  After all, she has unprotected sex with her husband on her website all the time….even if it is only oral sex.

Oh, please…I might as well be talking to a wall here. If Sam Berg wants to create an army of Scott Roeders and James von Brunns to target porn producers and everyone else who doesn’t meet her exacting standards of how people should show themselves having sex, then that’s her issue and not mine…but at least, Sammy, be honest about it and say that you are openly tapping and mirroring the far, far Right’s myopia.

Memo to Tony Comstock: Are these the allies that you seek to join with in order to save “sex positive” sex media from its excesses??

Oh….and addedum for you, TC: Smearing Sharon Mitchell with her testimony in the Heidl case to prove that AIM’s testing regime is bogus and tainted is not only the worst bit of reaching on your part….it is also irrelevant to the facts of the latest “outbreak”. If this be your definition of “sex positive”; then I’d rather join the GenderBorg. You FAIL, too.


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The “Green Revolution” In Iran: Why I’m Not Plowing In Head First

Current Events, Personal Navel Gazing June 19th, 2009

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Interesting thing happens when people protest an election, ehhh?

Obviously, the current happenings in Iran over Ahmadinejad’s alleged theft of the latest election there, and the ensuing mass protests there, warrant real comparison to the way in which Democrats here in the US basically caved in in the 2000 and 2004 elections, in which there were far more confirmable cases of voter fraud.

Still, it is nice to see crowds in the millions expressing their anger at being denied a fair vote.

And…it’s not as if I’m that much of a fan of Ahmadinejad, either…..in my view, he’s just a right-wing populist, smarmy asshole who simply uses anti-American and anti-Israel smack to cover up his own failures.

But, pardon me if I happen to be a bit hesitant to fly in head first to paint my blog green and lionize this “green revolution”.

For starters, it’s not as if the political opposition to Ahmadinejad is that much progressive to begin with; from everything I’ve heard about Mousavi, he’s just about as steadfast a fundamentalist as Ahmadinejad is, he only differs tangetally in the fact that he tends to attack “corruption”.

And secondly, unless the ultimate result of this “revolution” is a regime that is truly democratic (as in respect for free will and personal choice of religion and non-religion) and progressive (both socially in the equal rights for women and respect for personal choice and economically in a much more equitable distribution of the means and ends of production), rather than the replacement of one hostile fascist regime with another only slightly less fascist regime….then I think that I will pass on this one. After all, we have our own issues and faked elections to grapple with here at home.

Now…if only we can get the Democrats here in the US to acquire as much of a backbone as the protesters….maybe we might just get the kind of “change” we were promised last year, instead of Bubba Clinton the Second.



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An Open Letter Of Solidarity With Hexy (Or….Why Shelia Jeffreys And V Are NOT My Sisters, Relatives, Or Even Human Beings)

Asshattery, Revenge of the Sexbots, Sexy Sex Intellectuals, Support Your Local Sex Worker/Performer, The Feminist Sex Wars, The War on Sex/Sluts/Gays/Whatever June 4th, 2009

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Just to show my support and solidarity with a friend who’s getting some undeserved crap thrown at her.


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But I couldn’t go on without responding to the absolutely inane attempt by some of the GenderBorg collective to defend their smearing of Hexy and her organization for pissing on a feminist God expressing their sincere beliefs about how much Shelia Jeffreys doesn’t represent them.

To wit, a fisking of v’s invasion of Hexy’s space to apparently call her out (through comments to Hexy’s post). Though Hexy dispatched them pretty damn well, there were some points that v attempted to make that I had to respond to….these views are mine and mine alone, and not reflective of any other sex worker supporter…so aim your guns at me alone on this one.

The italicized text are v’s words.

[quoting Hexy] “v is suggesting that “johns” and other non sex workers were present despite my statements that it was a sex worker only event,”

i actually said, ‘assuming that no johns or otherwise interested peoples, say partners or parents of sex workers, or anyone else politically interested in supporting the sex industy were also at the convention to buy these bags, is that right?’

i was asking for clarification, the question mark is the clue. whats up with your constant misrepresentations?

Gee…I don’t know, v….maybe the reason why it wasn’t so clear was because you and your “allies” are so quick to assume that every single defender of Hexy’s profession must either be a client (i.e., a “john” or “pimp”) who profits directly from what you perceive as “degradation and abuse of women”…or just a paid agent of “patriarchy”?? I mean, such women like Hexy simply are incapable of defending themselves for themselves as women or human beings or even feminists…right??

as for whether you are able to comment at allectos or not – well youve made a point of not allowing a comment of mine through here before, one that i didnt think was insulting, but it was some time ago now. my point is – bloggers comments are their own and youre happy to control who is allowed on yours, so dont hypocritically whinge when other people do the same.

Oh, but who’s “whinging”?? All Hexy was trying to do was defend herself from the charge by Allecto that she was, merely by stating her disagreement with Shelia Jeffreys’ ideology and campaigns, attempting to “silence” and censor her…as if any broaching of the notion that Shelia Jeffreys is the female human representative of G–ddess on earth amounts to desecration of her person. For that she got booted out of Allecto’s blog…which is her right, after all, since it is her blog. So….why moan and “whinge” if Hexy exercises her right to do the same (even if, as it turns out, she didn’t)??

And…considering that Hexy regularly allows dissenters relatively free reign to respond, which is more than I can say about any one of your allies, shouldn’t it be Hexy correctly making the compliant of being silenced, not you??

You did catch my point over there I hope, that the group who turn up to such an event, even being self identified sex workers, are not representative of prostitutes in general, or of women in general, who are all affected by the sex industry in some way or another. Yours is a self selecting group with it’s own bias. You keep saying you’re not ’speaking for all sex workers’ but that is what your posts and the t shirt are doing. Again you erase people by claiming that ‘anti sex feminists’ (itself a misogynist and anti feminist slur) and prostitutes or sex workers are mutually exclusive categories, when you know full well they are not. This is continued in posts at for eg, Carolines blog, which is full of disdain for the women who declare that Sheila IS their sister, when she has no real clue how many of those are or have been in some form of sex ‘work’. yes i’m using the inverted commas, because although that is the term you accept for it, it is not universally accepted by those who fall under its banner. Which brings us back again to how both your event and the t shirt buyers are a self selecting and non-representative group.

Layers and layers of fail here hexy.

Really???  Funny, that, because nowhere in Hexy’s original post did she ever suggest that the Austrailian sex workers organization sponsoring the gettogether was in any way representative of ALL sex workers in the universe. On the other hand, however, there are reams and reams of text and pixels from your side proclaiming that Rebecca Mott, Melissa Farley, Shelia Jeffreys, Janice Raymond, or whomever representing your side at the moment, is the purest and most symbolic and most natural representative of “prostituted women” everywhere…and that anyone attempting to say otherwise is simply THE ENEMY of womanhood, if not feminism.  Why else shouldn’t we treat you with such disdain when you basically project your own brand of silencing on others??

And oh, so bad for you that people like Caroline Shepherd are such a thorn in your sides merely because she cares enough about the actual lives of working sex workers to oppose your initiatives. And she’s not even a sex worker, either, just a concerned woman who happens to believe in free choice and assisting women in harm prevention.

Oh….and “anti-sex feminist” is only a slur if is not true.  Considering the positions that Shelia Jeffreys has taken in the past and the collusion with traditional fundamentalists that she has openly endorsed, it’s not so easy to assume that that title doesn’t apply here.

Oh, and one last thing: the messages about Jeffreys were NOT sold to anyone; they just appeared on bags used as promotional material. Nobody made any money promoting that message; it just came naturally to those expressing it.

Instead of attacking women who object to prostitution as ‘anti sex feminists’, and making it even more personal by attacking Sheila Jeffreys by name, you could have chosen to show support for those women who object to the industry because of the way they are abused within it. When you put out this t shirt, you dont just attack Sheila, you attack everyone of them, every one of us who speaks against it, who speaks the truth of their own experience, as well as attacking all of those women who dont speak about it because of fear of attack.

The whole thing is so badly thought out and then the glee with which you post about it, like its SUCH FUN to poke the mean ‘anti sex’ people. I cant see these t shirts as anything except the arrogance of the privileged picking on those who are not.

Yeah…and instead of attacking Rush Limbaugh for being such an alleged racist in criticizing President Obama as an evil, dangerous “socialist” and personalizing it by refering to his weight, we could simply embrace him and showed support for such a fine, upstanding conservative patriot American who only serves to offer the truth against the vast liberal media conspiracy.  Sorry, v, but some people refuse to endorse taking away their humanity merely by joining a personality cult.

[v quoting her comment on Allecto's blog as rebuttal to Hexy]

“When you put out this t shirt, you dont just attack Sheila, you attack everyone of them, every one of us who speaks against it, who speaks the truth of their own experience, as well as attacking all of those women who dont speak about it because of fear of attack.” [/original comment]

The t shirt named Sheila Jeffreys, then followed up with an attack on ‘anti sex feminists’. The insinuation is that those women who broadly share the ‘anti sex’ view of Jeffreys that the sex industry is harmful, are all anti sex worker, that sex workers (speaking for them all, as the bag does) are, whats the word? ‘cutting off’ those women. That we do not count as sisters.

Ahhhh…no, v….the only insinuation implied (or more directly stated) is that Shelia Jeffreys’ views and policies on their own do indeed count as damn close to “anti sex”, and that her outright criticism of her polices specifically for abolition and direct prohibition of ALL sex work through criminalization of sex worker clients (always assumed to be men) do not represent the views of all sex workers. But I guess that since Jeffreys’ views happen also to be yours, and that you share her view that only that viewpoint is the only true feminist viewpoint allowed, it’s perfectly understandable that you would sense it as a personal insult to you and to all “radical feminists”, if not all women. But try to see the world outside of the GenderBorg collective for at least a second, and acknowedge that neither you nor Jeffreys are the center of the universe.


Yes, i’d call that scattergun attack arrogance on the part of the privileged, within the sex work field, attacking those less so. The slogan makers didnt need to even consider who else might get caught in the crossfire
.

Ah, yes….always go to the “we are the underprivileged, they are the privileged” card’ that serves so well to erase criticism and end debate. Exactly how privileged is a woman like Hexy, then, who only has a blog and a small organization to express her views..especially as compared to Shelia Jeffreys, whom has had numerous bully pulpits to slander her opponents with?? (Remember Cheryl Oters and how the NWSP was maligned a few years back as “the Malboro women of the antipornography movement???)

‘I am sick to death of being told that sex workers, including non-white sex workers, queer sex workers, sex workers with disabilities, transgendered sex workers, sex workers with drug problems, mature sex workers… so on and so forth…’ are all supportive of the sex worker movement; all identify positively as sex workers; all disagree or cut off sheila jeffreys or those of us who broadly share her opinion on the industry – that it is harmful.

I am sick to death of being told that all women who have experienced ’sex work’ negatively are not ’sisters’, are too damaged to be heard on the subject, are ‘anti sex’, are too stupid to have come to their own conclusions from their own experiences and can only follow ‘white academics’ blindly.

I am sick of people insisting that no sex worker is in a position of privilege compared to any other, as if the fact of their involvement in the industry wipes away their class etc.

Gee….all that because of a message on a bag.

I guess that all those transgendered, WOC, differently abled, queer, and mature sex workers who do happen to dissent from St. Shelia of Nottingham simply don’t exist in this other world, do they??

Or that no sex worker in direct opposition to Shelia Jeffreys has EVEN denied the negative aspects of sex work, but have simply vowed to transform the industry to relieve some of it’s more harmful effects.

Or…that it’s only “white academics” and “privileged” folk who “attack” and slander Shelia Jeffreys for her “anti-sex” positions…as if orgs like UBUTU don’t even exist. But, it’s only rich folk and folk addicted to The Cock or enslaved and tortured women who would ever get involved in prostitution or pornography..must be true because St. Shelia said so.

Be livid at straw if you like, if thats easier than addressing the ignorance, the arrogance, the *privilege* that is behind the creation of that slogan.

And yeh, I shall refrain from posting any more here, at your request. And cos frankly, its a bit shit knowing that whatever I say, you’ll misrepresent it and make it into something it was not.

Hmmmm….wasn’t it misinterpreting that got you here in the first place, v???

The only arrogance that I’m seeing is that a woman who’s only sin was to be critical of a GenderBorg icon was singled out by you and your “sisters” for the usual bit of  smear and libel. And that when she attempted to explain herself and see your side of the story while defending her motives, you basically cut her off at the knees with the usual assaults of “privileged” and “sellout”.  Heck…why not just come out and call Hexy an ignorant slut and be done with it??

And yeah, I know that by writing this in solidarity with Hexy, I will be placed in the usual “There goes Kennerson again, that evil male rapist wannabe enabling the degradation of women!!!” file that the likes of Witchy-Woo and Maggie Hays love to level men who support sex worker rights into.  Too bad, and so what….at this rate, I could care less any more what they think of me personally.  Revealing the fascism and cult worship hidden within the “Shelia is my sister” argument and the assault on Hexy is motivation enough for me anyway.


Update: Oh, Caroline, you serious BADASSSSS, you. That was seriously nasty….rack her, anyway.  Heh.

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